urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh mister_shhh mister_shhh 2006-12-09T20:10:56Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:93647 2006-12-09T20:10:56Z 2006-12-09T20:10:56Z I wish they had a morning after pill for denny's moons over my hammy.<br /><br />I'm writing a screenplay called "Schindler's List 2: Lets Get This Party Started"<br /><br />I hate to be gross but the only time its cool to shout out "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing scrabble...cuz its worth a shitload of points. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:93432 2006-12-06T16:50:30Z 2006-12-06T16:50:30Z Karma is a bitch huh? HA HAHA HA HA!<br /><br />is it wrong to relish in someone else's misfortune? Absolutely not.<br /><br />So anyways I am gonna go drop a "big D" as my nephew calls it. Go chug some cock you bastards. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:92966 2006-11-11T07:21:30Z 2006-11-11T07:21:30Z So Lame.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />It smells like Egg Farts in here. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:92437 2006-10-28T06:06:21Z 2006-10-28T06:06:21Z I have had too many cigarettes my head hurts.<br /><br />I'm going to see Bob Dylan tomorrow. Should be good.<br /><br />I haven't seen snatch in a while...I'm talking about the movie not the pussy...It's good...I am talking about the movie and the pussy.<br /><br />I havent been on here in forever. Weird.<br /><br />Dr. Phil is on in the background because I haven't bothered to change the channel. I really hate Dr. Phil.<br /><br />This is stupid. I am bored.<br /><br />Lets rob a bank. Or a dollar store...just for the humor in it.<br /><br />I've never seen a grown man naked, I don't like gladiators, and I have never been in a turkish prison...But I think I love you.<br /><br />Fuck you very much and I'm off to save the world. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:92160 2006-08-25T22:22:01Z 2006-08-25T22:22:51Z I dont think its normal for me to envy orphans in Ethiopea.<br /><br />Hate isnt a strong enough word to describe what I feel towards some people. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:91928 2006-08-08T01:23:15Z 2006-08-08T01:23:15Z Crimson flames tied through my ears<br />Flowing high and mighty traps<br />Countless fire n' flaming roads<br />Using ideas as my maps<br />"We'll meet on edges, soon," said I<br />Proud 'neath heated brow.<br />Ah, but I was so much older then,<br />I'm younger than that now.<br /><br />Half-wracked prejudice leaped forth<br />"Rip down all hate," I screamed<br />Lies that life is black and white<br />Spoke from my skull. I dreamed<br />Romantic facts of musketeers<br />Foundationed deep, somehow.<br />Ah, but I was so much older then,<br />I'm younger than that now.<br /><br />Girl's faces formed the forward path<br />From phony jealousy<br />To memorizing politics<br />Of ancient history<br />Flung down by corpse evangelists<br />Unthought of, though, somehow.<br />Ah, but I was so much older then,<br />I'm youger than that now.<br /><br />A self-ordained professor's tongue<br />Too serious to fool<br />Spouted out that liberty<br />Is just equality in school<br />"Equality," I spoke the word<br />As if a wedding vow.<br />Ah, but I was so much older then,<br />I'm younger than that now.<br /><br />In a soldier's stance, I aimed my hand<br />At the mongrel dogs who teach<br />Fearing not I'd become my enemy<br />In the instant that I preach<br />My existence led by confusion boats<br />Mutiny from stern to bow.<br />Ah, but I was so much older then,<br />I'm younger than that now.<br /><br />Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats<br />Too noble to neglect<br />Deceived me into thinking<br />I had something to protect<br />Good and bad, I define these terms<br />Quite clear, no doubt, somehow.<br />Ah, but I was so much older then,<br />I'm younger than that now. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:91873 2006-07-13T00:23:34Z 2006-07-13T00:23:34Z Don't be fooled...underneath all those swastikas he's actually a prick. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:91626 2006-06-21T20:01:40Z 2006-06-21T20:01:40Z oh shut the fuck up already urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:91337 2006-06-09T01:51:53Z 2006-06-09T01:51:53Z I can't help but notice the humor in the fact that I used to go to sleep at 4 a.m. and now I have to start waking up at 4 a.m. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:90992 2006-05-27T06:53:08Z 2006-05-27T06:53:08Z I am at one with the universe. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:90759 2006-05-19T04:40:04Z 2006-05-19T04:40:04Z my back hurts. a lot. someone wanna give me a back rub or maybe some really hardcore painkillers that would be appreciated too.<br /><br />I also feel like lately with some of my friends that I am just faking it and kinda going through the motions know what i mean? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:90460 2006-05-17T05:37:49Z 2006-05-17T05:37:49Z went to a poetry slam dealy today we only saw a few of em but the one professional poet lady wasn't too shabby.<br /><br /><br />thats it really...oh yeah i almost forgot who is up for a game of balls on chin? I crack myself up. joygasm. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:90305 2006-05-10T03:57:11Z 2006-05-10T03:57:11Z I'm getting a job in a month.<br /><br />Hoorah. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:89892 2006-05-08T16:54:11Z 2006-05-08T16:55:35Z school absolutely positively fucking blows donkey cock. You know I am done at least for a while because going to school makes me depressed. maybe its because I am too smart and the classes are too slow or maybe its because I amn too stupid and the classes go to fast whichever the case is I know I hate school.<br /><br />It only makes me feel like shit...even the classes i like, for instance, guitar. I hate being in that small fucking room with my goddamn teacher.<br /><br />School makes me just want to top myself so instead I am going to get two jobs and move out. Really the only things that make me happy are girls and/or women or playing music. So I am going to work until I can make money off of music, because out of everything in the entire fucking world, those are really the only things that make me happy.<br /><br />I like playing music and thats about it and I dont think thats ever going to change. so I guess the only way I can be happy is to do what I want. So long harper...it was a fun ride even though you're a cocksucker.<br /><br />I also think I have a small case of claustrophobia, not that any of you give a fuck but i thought i would share.<br /><br />Peace, I have to go write three papers by 2:25 urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:89634 2006-05-03T19:36:30Z 2006-05-03T19:36:30Z People rationalize the things they do all the time so they can believe they are a good person or say they won't do something but when they do they rationalize it so they can feel better about themselves. which is fine more power to you if thats what your doing but speaking for myself I don't really like to rationalize things simply because I kind of like knowing how much of a prick I am or how fucked I am. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:89546 2006-04-28T18:34:03Z 2006-04-28T18:34:03Z aw shit urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:89207 2006-04-23T06:50:14Z 2006-04-23T06:50:14Z "What is the feeling when you're driving away from people, and they recede on the plain till you see their specks dispersing? -it's the too huge world vaulting us, and it's good-bye. But we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies.”<br />-Jack Kerouac "On The Road"<br /><br />Who is up for the next adventure? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:88992 2006-04-21T21:25:17Z 2006-04-21T21:25:17Z What the fuck are you doing reading this?!<br /><br />It is a beautiful day outside.<br /><br />Turn off your computer and go outside.<br /><br />Now get out of my sight! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:88617 2006-04-11T04:41:21Z 2006-04-11T04:41:21Z "I can't go on any longer leave me here."<br />"You're making it to the top of this mountain if I have to carry you."<br />"Ok. but promise me if I don't make it to the summit you'll use me as an alternative source of food."<br />"Gross."<br />"Promise me dammit!"<br />"No. Maybe your love handles"<br />"I have love handles?!"<br />"Yeah. Little ones." urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:88488 2006-03-27T12:07:22Z 2006-03-27T12:07:22Z I am far to tired to insult anyone right now...and I am sure that tomorrow I will also be too tired...a very rare occassion where I am so completely drained of energy that I become the goofiest fucking retard in the world. Hoorah.<br /><br />All I wanted to do tonight was sleep before I had to watch my six and three year old nephews...well looks like that went to shit. They are going to be here prolly at around 730ish. Those children are the seed of the devil. See Mathew I can work with and get him to do some o my nefarious bidding because he thinks its funny. But sean...well sean is just batshit crazy.<br /><br />This is going to be a very long day...oh well.<br /><br />Carpe deez nuts bitch! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:87825 2006-03-19T21:12:00Z 2006-03-19T21:12:00Z see that way I look at it is this...<br /><br />I may know some shit but I dont ever go out of my way to make someone look stupid because I need reassurance that I am intelligent. I also don't try and rub it in a persons face if they aren't as smart as me either however I have noticed some of my friends like to pretend they know a lot when they really don't. Misused words and made up words and wrong information whatever piece you want to go on. Then later these same friends of mine talk about how intelligent they are. and not just a friendly conversation its more along the lines of "I'm really smart". The best way to show you how much of a loser this makes them its sort of like when a person says "Hey guys seriously though I am really cool" By saying that that basically makes him uncool. Just like bragging about anything generally means the person is insecure and need approval or maybe that they aren't as good as they say. They are just trying to make people buy into the hype. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:87761 2006-03-14T19:51:03Z 2006-03-14T20:04:26Z I'm trying to think of the right words to express myself...<br /><br />I dont give a shit.<br /><br />let me explain something here. You will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever get me to apologize or say I'm sorry unless what I did was actually wrong. Because I am sure most of you know if I do something wrong I apologize for it. So since I am very very very very very stubborn, I won't give in. So anyone that currently disagrees with me is wrong because otherwise I would have apologized already.<br /><br />I have a problem with very religious people who are morally corrupt.<br /><br />I guess the obvious question would be "What the fuck?" urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:87445 2006-03-10T14:31:45Z 2006-03-10T14:31:45Z You know whenever I get the chance I watch the show "the 700 club" I dont know if you guys know what that is but its a christian news show.and the reason I watch that show is for the episodes when they say there is a homosexual agenda in hollywood and the world and it must be stopped. They showed an excerpt from a book writtin by a gay person basically assessing the possibility of making heterosexuals more gay friendly instead of being biggots. The excerpt said...<br /><br />"...No heterosexual could be convinced that homosexuality is a "good" thing but the idea is that everyone should talk about it until it becomes tiresome so heterosexuals look at it as just "another" thing so that homosexuals can have legal and social freedom..."<br /><br />And then right after that one of the experts they had said something to the effect of gays are trying to convince us homosexuality is a good thing.<br /><br />I have noticed when anthropologists go live in a different culture to study their habits sometimes they have to live as one so I wonder if the so-called expert on the 700 club went and lived with gay people and as one of them for some time.<br /><br />I dont know if you know this but now aparrently instead of the jews controlling the media its the gays because since there is a tv show called "queer as folk", "the 'L' word", and because of movies like "brokeback mountain" The gays are pushing their agenda you know because they control show business now so I guess they can do that<br /><br />Oh yeah and then one guy said christianity was born in a gay culture because back then greek was a gay culture aparently, which I suppose that shows good relations between gays and straights except christianity happened during roman times in a roman city state, Jerusalem and then christ was crucified on top of golgotha. So you have to ask youself If the romans were a "Gay" culture and the religious right hate the gays then shouldnt they take it easy because according to the 700 club Jesus, huge white supremacist which is funny because Christ is Jewish, so If your lord and savior was a biggot as they claim, and the "gays", you know the romans killed him the exact same people he was biggotted towards wouldnt it be a better idea for christians to accept gay people because I mean otherwise the gays might crucify you just like they did the lord those so many years ago.<br /><br />Wouldnt it be nice it the religious biggots for once got their facts straight and you know read the entire bible instead of just the parts where it condemns everyone but straight white christians. I so much dont have a problem with the dipshits on the show or their filthy despicable biggotry, but if you are going to condemn an entire lifestyle you better not point out the holes in your own arguement or use "facts" that arent true. So I think I am going to write a letter to the 700 club and tell them I am invoking the dark lord satan to kill them that outta get through to god fearing folk dont you think urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:87046 2006-03-08T18:31:09Z 2006-03-08T18:31:09Z Let me tell you guys how to spot a loser...<br /><br />They spell cool: K-O-O-L.<br /><br />They have to be the center of attention.<br /><br />When they drink they become either violent, emotional, or a loud annoying dipshit.<br /><br />They insult people for the same exact things they do.<br /><br />They want everyone to be running around for them but they dont feel like doin shit for others.<br /><br />When you talk they are only waiting for their turn to speak.<br /><br />They talk about things as if they have some knowledge about it but then you hear them use a string of words that are wrong and some arent even words.<br /><br />They think they know everything.<br /><br />They have to be drama queens because you know everything is about them and everything is also more serious than nuclear fallout.<br /><br />They always complain about how something is boring but then they never have any better suggestions and expect you to think of a place thats better because it is too much work for them.<br /><br />They are stupid.<br /><br />They try to be funny but they aren't funny, mostly because they try too hard.<br /><br />The people they hang out with in romantic respects either are only using them for something or they get tired of them quick, realizing that they are losers.<br /><br />People also talk constant shit behind their back and by people I mean their best friends and their relatives and boyfriends, girlfriends whatever.<br /><br />They are also completely oblivious to the fact that others talk shit behind their back.<br /><br />...and a loser is also someone who isn't me or my friends...the friends I like anyway. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_shhh:86791 2006-03-06T09:00:34Z 2006-03-06T10:30:57Z I'm stubborn, I'm willful, I'm resourceful, I'm smart.<br /><br />And just so you know I do all those things better than you.<br /><br />Another thing I'm sure you all know how much I despise lying so if you are going to lie to me you better make sure that your best friend isnt going to tell me...like they always do. Because no matter who you are I can pretty much guarantee that your best friend likes me better than you.<br /><br />I just got this crazy idea how about instead of some of you having a problem with me and not saying anything about it, and this is where it gets really loco...are ya ready...how about you have a problem with me and tell me about it. like here this is just an example but it should go something like this...in fact you can use this if you want just fill in the blank.<br /><br />Keith I have a problem with you because___________<br />or<br />You hurt my feelings because____________<br /><br />see you get the idea, feel free to use those and talk to me sometime. So I'll leave it to you kids feel free to express your anger with me I absolutely encourage it. In fact how about you guys comment with something along the lines of filling in the blanks. I know a lot of you are going to try and be cute and say things like my problem with you is that I never see you but I also got a pretty good idea who actually has a problem with me so if you actually have something to say to me don't be cute and just say it already.